God wants you to be the happiest little boy or girl that you can be. Sure, he seems to not know what the heck he's doing now and again, but he's tryin' his best. Hey, nobody's perfect, right? Oh, wait...
What we do in the name of the Lord.
For a small donation, we will make up fun stories about people doing wacked out stuff because it's "God's will." We will eat his flesh and drink his blood. We dance around the television as we sip the nectar of the gods, err, God. Then we will have communion. It's a blast.
